Friday, January 27, 2012

A Few Questions for God, Volume II

Are you reading this blog? (I hope not.)

Are you black or white?

Do you have a beard?

How’s your son?

Have you any other children?

Are you a good god, a bad guy, or someone in between?

What did you have for dinner last night?

Do you bet on horse races? After all, you know who’s going to win. Boy, would you clean up!

Don't you think you should watch the Catholic priests a little more closely?
Are you and the devil on speaking terms?

Are you for gay marriage?

Don't you think you ought to pick better priests? And shouldn't they burn in hell? 

How old are you?

Do you eat kosher?

Is there life on other planets? 


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