Proof for the Existence of God

The only proof that God exists is that he is able to get 94% of Americans to believe in him/her.

Also, that he is able to get people to believe he’s a he. Wouldn’t it be a surprise if he turned out a she?

I hope the all-knowing God isn’t listening. I don’t want to go down (or is it up?) to roast in hell.

Hey, if you’re listening I really don’t mean it.

This God is surely on vacation, allowing all kinds of bad things to occur. Or maybe he/she is busy with another planet or visiting hell to make sure the fires are burning to torture nonbelievers for eternity.

Well goodbye and God bless!