Thursday, January 26, 2012

A Few Questions for God


Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl?

Have you lain with Angelina Jolie? If not, why not?

Are you a he or a she?

Are you a virgin? If a virgin, explain your son Christ.

There are many different gods in the world. Do they speak to each other? Have they divided up their territories in a mafia kind of way?

Do women gods get equal rights?

Did you make jackasses in your image?

What do you have for breakfast? What do you eat without a girl up there?

Do you masturbate?

Do you brush your teeth with Crest?

I’ll be back with another blog – God willing!

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